it happens to me so often at university.maybe it's a female student syndrome to chat loudly from inside the toiled ...ah, nobody reads good manners codes anymore :( some of those crappy rules help those around you...shit, esp. us, nervous people.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
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Guys on the other hand do have the tendency to chat on the mobile with their girlfriends while shaking their dicks at the public urinal. So next time you’re making dinner plans, and you hear the soothing background sound of water trickling, it may not be the Nature Channel , well … may be…
wow. the bastards! that place should be as sacred as a cathedral. no useless chit-chat, no phonecalls, and no sex! just because i cannot pee on white noise, and thou shall respect my bladder!!! muhahaha
For me, the main advantage of equal access policies, remains the abundance of single occupancy handicapped public washroom that are recently being build. Nowadays you can find them pretty much everywhere; airports, public buildings, donut shops, highway stops and most of all, in universities. Have you ever been in one of them? Somewhat my instinct tells me that you’re missing out... How can I describe the experience to you? Well, as my cousin says, it’s like having sex with a midget. Once you’ve tried it you can go back. You see, the moment you open the door you know that you’re being spoiled! Wide, soundproofed, usually very clean spaces, neon lights glistening invitingly on the porcelain throne... For a short little while you feel like the dynastic sovereign of your own little ceramic tiled empire. Most of all, and this is said without a hint of scatological proclivity, you get to wash your own ass in the sink that’s besides you. Now that’s luxury!
wait! i 'm still at the sex with a midget part...that blew my socks off. no need for tiled empires, just silencio!
What about? Midgets have sex too, you know? And not always with each other.
this is sidetracking, but i cant help it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFmv22ghzQw
peace, i'm down with short people. just not that way. hahahaha
how could someone get in touch with you? i mean after reading your stuff i have a shitload of questions that would make for an entertaining conversation.
Cheers
always fun to get e-mails from unauthorized strangers...thanks for reminding me of the 'performance'bike skit.fixies are a hot topic in my life now anyway. heh
contact right here on the bloggie:
brandusha.masha@googlemail.com
Whoa! “Unauthorised strangers” You make it sound so nefarious! Well, this obviously begs the question; what does it take to become an authorized stranger?
Bikes are an awesome creation whose subject generates a lot of debated among cyclists, especially when beer is thrown in the mix. And by the way, the video is about “messeposers” –not very sure about the spelling-. Not yet in the oxford dictionary, this word sums up someone who has adopted the bike messenger’s lifestyle without actually being one. I first heard this a few years ago while getting drunk with a bunch of hard core bike messengers.
So about the unauthorized business.....If I’ll tell you that in the summer I bike to university 3 or 4 times a week, 61km each way, would that bestow upon me a more privileged status?
Have you ever wondered where would we be without the internet? Give you a hint...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phlHYt5ykx4
we'll be getting in touch with you in the next few days
Cheers
jesus christ, never been so put off by a dumb video. somebody give me a gun to blow that idiot to smithereens. i hate people,really, and i love that donkey
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