As I was crawling up the underground stairs I noticed a new ad which warmed my soul and fantasy. it said: "birthcontrol pills don't make you fat. Food does." all right! so that's what it was...i'll run to the nearest drugstore to get me a handful of them pills for romantic dinners.
Seriously, although i can't see it around me (as everyone is fitter than my present self and that's frustrating) they say that romania is the third in europe at female obesity. Well, this study has been conducted by a nutrition pharmaceuticals producer, thus take it with a glass of water.
However, romanian society is far from that post-materialist western development outlook, and still into the traditional "stuffed and beautiful" idea. (although a fading precept thanks to tabloid media + the 2000s crop of local "stars") What we do here is devour: food, people, cars, buildings, nature, clothes, fashion, drugs, animals, u name it... but art and culture are taken in delicate bites, and often permanent lenting from them is advised.
maybe today they're gonna put up the male-version of this ad "an extra pack of condoms doesn't make you look like pregnant. beer+football on the couch do"
3 comments:
Anticonceptionalele nu ingrasa? Ar trebui sa vada asta vecina mea care le-a luat dupa ureche si a ajuns la 80 de kg, de la 50 in just 2 months :))
Instant lard! Just take one with water!
Funneh!
afişele alea sunt o glumă proastă dacă încerci să te vindeci de anorexie
as nike would say:
JUST PILL IT!
this is crap!
if you have a stable/healthy relationship (none of the partners cheat around), pills are, let's say, ok. if not you're not gonna get fat (maybe), but you'll get all the STDs in the world from just using the pill ... food is not gonna give you STDs, just pills will do.
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